2024—what a rollercoaster eh? It was the best of times. It was the worst of times. Sometimes all at once. For example, I cannot believe I was awarded Magician of the Year by The Magic Castle! Also, I cannot believe that Mr Piffles is gone. Talk about highs and lows.

So let’s start 2025 with some good news: the powers that be at the Flamingo Hotel and Casino, Las Vegas, Nevada, have decided that they simply can’t get enough of me / Jade and the dogs, so my residency has been extended until 2027. Yes! Three more glorious years of shows, snacks and posing for moody press shots like this…

Oh, and speaking of unlikely things happening, after ten years of dating, I finally worked up the nerve to propose to Jade.

On Netflix.

It definitely helped that, as previously mentioned, I’d just been crowned Magician of the Year and Jason Segel had just given me a fancy new magic wand which is definitely not currently on eBay.

Of course, not everything was sparkles and sunshine. We said goodbye to the true star of the show, Mr Piffles. I’ve tried and failed to say how much he meant to me already, but it turns out he wasn’t short of admirers. Not only did his passing make national news, but his celebration of life event was a beautiful reminder of how much joy he brought to the world. So next time you’re at the Flamingo, why not stop by Mr Piffles’ Magical Playground and take a poop in his memory. (Just make sure you are a dog.)

Come rain or shine, good times or bad, the show goes on. So, being the resourceful dragon I am, I’ve ensured the legacy of Mr Piffles continues— yes I know you know that we cloned Mr Piffles and Mr Piffles II is now doing all the shows— but we did it again! Yes, today I’d like to announce two new additions to the PiffPack: Fivel and SixPack, two genetically identical twin boys. Yes, I’m essentially Dr. Frankenstein now, but with fluffier results. Fourtune and the Twins have all but guaranteed Mr. Piffles’ immortality. Science meets magic—what could go wrong?

Looking ahead to 2025, the calendar is filling up with shows—Hawaii, anyone? —and we’ll be announcing our new tour dates very soon.

As always, massive thanks for the endless support. You lot really are the wind beneath my dragon wings. Here’s to an even better 2025.

Love Piff, Jade, Tooey, Threeadore, Fourtune, Fivel and SixPack

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